Hilaire Belloc

"The Bad Child's Book of Beasts"

The Yak

As a friend to the children

Yak commend me the Yak.

You will find it exactly the thing:

It will carry and fetch,

Carry and fetch you can ride on its back,

Or lead it about

Leading it about with a string with a string.

The Tartar who dwells on the plains of Thibet

(A desolate region of snow)

A petin Thibet Has for centuries made it a nursery pet,

And surely the Tartar should know!

Then tell your papa where the Yak can be got,

Where a yak can be got And if he is awfully rich

He will buy you the creature -

or else

Father and son he will not.

(I cannot be positive which.)

The Polar Bear

The Polar Bear is unaware

The polar bear Of cold that cuts me through:

For why? He has a coat of hair.

I wish I had one too!

The Lion

The Lion, the Lion, he dwells in the waste,

He has a big head and a very small waist;

The lion But his shoulders are stark, and his jaws they are grim,

And a good little child will not play with him.

The Tiger

The Tiger on the other hand, The tiger is kittenish and mild,

He makes a pretty playfellow for any little child;

And mothers of large families(who claim to common sense)

The tiger again Will find a Tiger well repay the trouble and expense.

The Dromedary

The Dromedary is a cheerful bird:

Dromedary I cannot say the same about the Kurd.

The Whale

The whale The Whale that wanders round the Pole

Is not Whale is not a table dish a table fish.

You cannot bake or boil him whole

Nor serve him in a dish;

Cut his blubber up But you may cut his blubber up

And melt it down for oil.

And so replace Oil for light the colza bean

(A product of the soil).

These facts should all be noted down

And ruminated on,

Be ruminated on By every boy in Oxford town

Who wants to be a Don.

The Camel

Camel "The Ship of the Desert."

The Hippopotamus

I shoot the Hippopotamus

Shot hippo with bullets made of platinum,

Because if I use leaden ones

Flatten 'em his hide is sure to flatten 'em.

The

The Dodo

Dodo

The Island The Dodo used

to walk around,

Dodo walking around And take the sun and air.

The sun yet warms his native ground -

The Dodo is not there!

Dodo is not there The voice which used to squawk and squeak

Is now for ever dumb -

In a museum Yet may you see his bones and beak


All in the Mu-se-um.

The Marmozet

The species Man and Marmozet

Are intimately linked;

Marmozet The Marmozet survives as yet,

But Men are all extinct.

The Camelopard

The camelopard The Camelopard, it is said

By travellers(who never lie),

He cannot stretch out straight in bed

Because he is so high.

The clouds surround his lofty head,

His hornlets touch the sky.

How shall

I hunt

I Hunting the camelopard

this quadruped?

cannot tell!


Not I!(A picture of how people try

And fail to hit that head so high.)



I'll buy a little parachute

(A common parachute with wings),

I'll fill it full of arrowroot

And other necessary things,

Camelopard running And I will slay this fearful brute

With stones and sticks and guns and slings.

(A picture of Parachute and wings how people shoot

With comfortfrom a parachute.)

The Learned Fish

The Learned Fish This learned Fish has not sufficient brains

To go into the water when it rains.

The Elephant

The Elephant When people call this beast to mind,

They marvel more and more

At such a Tail


little tail behind, Trunk

So LARGE a trunk before.

The Big Baboon

The Big Baboon The Big Baboon is found upon

The plains of Cariboo:

He goes about

With nothing on with nothing on

(A shocking thing to do).

But if he

Dressed respectfully dressed respectably

And let his whiskers grow,

How like this Big Baboon would be

Like Mr. So-and-So To Mister So-and-so!

The Rhinoceros

Rhinoceros, your hide looks all undone,

The Rhinoceros You do not take my fancy in the least:

You have a horn You have a horn where other brutes have none:

Rhinoceros, you are an ugly beast.

The Frog

The Frog Be kind and tender to the Frog,

And do not call him names,

As 'Slimy skin,' or 'Polly-wog,'

Or likewise 'Ugly James,'

Or 'Gap-a-grin,' or 'Toad-gone-wrong,'

Or 'Bill Bandy-knees':

The frog is sensitive The Frog is justly sensitive

To epithets like these.

No animal will more repay

A treatment kind and fair;

At least

Or so lonely people say so lonely people say

Who keep a frog(and, by the way,

They are extremely rare).

Oh! My! Oh! My!